"Me carga que la gente espere cosas de mí. Me enreda, me complica, me obliga a responder."
- Mala onda, Alberto Fuguet  (via hachedesilencio)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

nue:

i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff

"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"
- Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

    *texting friend*
    me:hey im going to sleep goodnight!
    me:*stays up for the next 8 hours*

twinkiemichael:

calfficial:

"oh come on babe, i was kidding"

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"really, you’re going to fight me?”

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kungfucalum
"

And I learned ‘You deserve better’

was sometimes no more

than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,

and I want you to be happy,

but I don’t love you anymore.’

"
- Beau Taplin, You Deserve Better (via missinyouiskillingme)

squidyword:

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

jakemalik:

I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I FIND AN AMAZING NEW SONG THEN REALIZE ITS BEEN OUT FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY AND I AM ONLY JUST FINDING IT NOW LIKE NO I NEEDED THIS SONG IN MY LIFE EARLIER